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Hey guys,
thought I'd let you hear of me again.
Most probably you already now that I'm using a seperate account for the majority of my photos nowadays.
If not so, please feel free to join me here too: :iconlaoki:
That is just one part that leads to my suffering activity here. The major part of that is university, work, and my dog getting actually old, after so many years of ignoring her age constantly.
But I'm not here to moan.

I AM here to tell you that I just made myself comfortable at Redbubble, and startet selling Smartphone Cases, Shirts, Skirts, Cards, Prints and Mugs with my photos there. So if you like my pictures, especially those I post as Laoki, please have a look at the awesome product range there. You can find lots of awesome artist there, for example :iconvesner: (who actually made me find Redbubble through the Off White announcement). Enjoy the shopping ;) And if you make an account of your own, let me see your products!
Laracoa @ Redbubble

Next, I am working hard on my university projects again. By now, the main part is to organize a movie shooting and to grade my "Rats Imagefilm" which was shot last summer.
Rats Grading by laracoa
I had a hard time with color correction first, but when I started over in After Effects, I fell in love with correcting and grading. It's just so much fun if you find out how it's done!

Finally, I have to show you a great video I found out there in the interwebs. I always want to sing along, so I actually have the lyrics around for you. It's getting a litle naughty on the way, so handle this as NSFW.

I once met a lass so fine
She was drunk on Barley Wine
I'd been to sea for month's a three
I knew I could make her mine

And the lass was past consent
So it was off with her revent(?)
So we threw her in bed
and rested her head
and we left 'cause that's what gentlemen do!

A woman has the right to a drink or two
Without worrying about what you will do!

We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

There was once a gal from Leeds!
Who I heard was good on her knees!
So I docked my ship for an overnight trip
to take care of all my needs
She was fine as the tales did tell
And my mast began to swell!
So I laid her down and raised her gown
And performed cunnilingus for an hour or so!

Always take care of your lady fair!
'Cause they deserve as much attention down there!

We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

I once had a woman so fair
Whose womb contained my heir
With a son by my side
the seas we'd ride
The child she would bear.
But my girl, she was no fool;
she was working her way through school
So I did support when she chose to abort
Because it's her body and therefore her choice

Tho we don't say booty 'less we're talking 'bout gold
We don't look at chests 'lest it's treasure holds
With a hat and a feather and a cutlass on our hip
We will never say 'she' when we're talkin' 'bout our ship
We don't say 'bitch' and we don't say 'whore'
'Cause that language leads to things like body dysmorphia!

There was a lady with a golden eye!
And the doctor said she will die!
So she emptied her purse
To lift the curse
and prayed to stay alive
She awoke the very next day,
And in her grave she lay,
But the scariest part
of the story from the start
is I bet you assumed the doctor was a man!

Women are doctors too!
And for a fraction of doubloons!

We say 'Yo Ho!' but we don't say 'ho'!
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

There was a slut with tits to here!
And an ass like--
Righteous gunshot
the man drops dead
A woman drops down from the rafters and blows the soke flintlock in hand
All the men stand at attention as she descends and walks towards the stage to the tune of a cello score
Her alone:
'Cause it's 'Yo ho!' but we don't say 'ho'
'Cause 'ho' is disrespectful, yo!

Have a great day people!

By her: Laracoa, Kaya, Nerúi, Nanesh & Nightmare (Christmas Trade)
Laracoa - First Trade by Nightmare2die  Kaya by Nightmare2die Nerui - Trade by Nightmare2dieChristmas Trade by Nightmare2die
By me: Nightmare, Kaya & Nightmare, Shadow Nightmare, Nightmare & Shadow Nightmare (Christmas Trade)
Nightmare - My first Trade by laracoa Kaya and Nightmare - Trade by laracoa Shadow Nightmare - Trade by laracoa Christmas Trade - Nightmare by laracoa

By her: Turién & Nerúi (Mupfeltrade)
Catch my Mupfel - Art Trade by Forsaken-InTheShadow
By me: Turién & Averic (Mupfeltrade)
Where the Mupfels bloom by laracoa

By her: Hope dies last!

By me: Jeanne
Jeanne Headshot - Trade by laracoa

By her: Darkjania (Firetrade)
Arttrade: The Child Within by haikaree
By me: Daina (Firetrade)
Out of the Fire by laracoa
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Hans Zimmer
  • Eating: Wedges
  • Drinking: Water


The Chaos Within
Artist | Student | Varied

Current Residence: Germany
Favourite genre of music: Metal, Rock, Industrial
Favourite style of art: Fantasy and Anthro
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Favourite cartoon character: Der Tod (und das Mädchen)
Personal Quote: The time 's not gone, the time won't go, the time is now.

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jeanettevollmer Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Ach, Hi! - du auch hier! Danke fürs Watchen! :D
laracoa Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Student General Artist
Ja, klar :) Sind doch immer dieselben Pappenheimer :)
8TwilightAngel8 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thank you for the watch! :D
NimeniCanine Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Student General Artist
Hey there new Watcher,

thanks a lot for taking an interest in my art. I really appreciate it!
Stay awesome and have a killing day =) 
laracoa Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Student General Artist
Thank you Ko, but I prefer my days to stay alive ;D
NimeniCanine Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2015  Student General Artist
Haha. Should've checked the gallery xD
It's "treat yourself: have a killing spree" Btw ;D
laracoa Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2015  Student General Artist
I always thought the icon was obvious :D
Ahh, well, I couldn have guessed. I kinda like that saying x3
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Citrus-Orange Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2014
Heyho Lara :)
danke für den (die? das?) watch! :D
DavidNowak Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2014
Thanks for the fav! Have a llama.
apfelgriebs Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Student General Artist

Ganz vielen lieben Dank fürs Watchen!


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